Saturday, October 31, 2009

WTF?

Location: Dental clicnic in Khi
Characers: JDee and the dentist
Scene: Almost done with a three year long procedure, the two are discussing how to move forward

Dentist: Now that we are just about done, I am telling you that I am gonna cut your gums a bit.
JDee: Excuse me?
Dentist: Yah, it's gonna make your profile better.
JDee: Really?
Dentist: Yah.  In fact I just did one yesterday.  Let me show it to you.

Dentist takes JDee to his computer and loads up pics of some poor teenaged gal's bleeding, bruised, burned gums.

JDee: [thinking that it looks painful] Eww, does the procedure hurt?
Dentist: According to her, a lot.
JDee: And according to you?
Dentist: Well, it shouldn't.  It's not like I actually cut out flesh, I only burn it away with laser.  The only unpleasant thing should be the smell of burning flesh if you are allergic to it.
JDee: Ahh, I see your point. Thank God, I am not allergic. [WTF?]

Tuesday, October 27, 2009

Cheap In Germany

JD: Dude, what is cheap in Germany and you can bring in with your luggage?
Bonzi: Indians. They are like everywhere.
JD: OK.