Tuesday, August 31, 2010

Little Johnny And His Father

Little Johnny was in his class when the teacher asked the children what their fathers did. All the typical answers came up: fireman, policeman, salesman etc.

Little Johnny was quiet so the teacher asked him about his father. "My Dad's an exotic dancer in a gay club and takes off his clothes in front of other men."

Stunned, the teacher hurriedly set the other children to work on some coloring and then took Little Johnny aside to ask him if that really was true. "No, my father plays cricket for Pakistan. I was just too embarrassed to tell."

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